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Didn’t Die Tryin’

by C. Brahkowski on May 31, 2007

According to this report, rapper 50 Cent turned an investment in Glaceau (firm that owns Vitamin Water) into a $400 million pay check. Mr. Cent owns 10% of the company, which was recently purchased by Coca Cola for a cool $4.1 billion.

Brahsome.com loves this stuff. There’s really no better way to rehydrate after spending the afternoon spittin’ rhymes and gettin’ blunted with your homies…and knowing that our money will now be going to a small, “mom and pop” organization like Coca Cola makes drinking it even more enjoyable.

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Bstone May 31, 2007 at 3:16 pm

Fantastic. Not only did I vomit all over my keyboard, but there’s no real way to know now whether the hit success of “Candystick” could withstand the brunt of Fitte’s egregious spending.

Oh yeah, and while we’re on the subject of Fitte, this shit at KSK is hilarious; http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/05/free-crackers-for-fitty-act-i.html

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