Unprotected Sex Makes Women Happier. How Brahsome.

A recent study by psychologist Gordon G. Gallup, Ph.D. shows that women who don’t use condoms during sex are less depressed than women who use condoms during sex and women who deprive the male species of their services all together. According to Dr. Triple G, semen contains powerful, potentially addictive, chemicals that elevate the mood. So all those years of “baby, it just feels better bareback” were actually legit.
The study surveyed 293 college women and found that women who routinely don’t use condoms became increasingly depressed as time elapsed since their last sexual encounter. So what you’re saying is women who routinely get plowed raw-dog are much happier than prudes and chicks who wear socks in the shower? Brilliant! There’s really nothing more brahsome than unprotected sex…and now it’s for the good of womankind. To extrapolate here, it would seem consistent swallowing would also make that special lady in your life a little more cheery. Any women out there in need of some cheering up, send a full body shot to blog@brahsome.com and we’ll get back to you. I guess the only real question left is, do you want your daughters to be happy?