There is a God

So sometimes, when things aren’t going our way, it’s easy to get frustrated with the higher power. You don’t make as much money as you’d like. You don’t drive the car you want. Your favorite sports team underperforms. But sometimes, things happen that totally reassure you that God exists. Today, one of those things happened. In a story posted online at The Sun, a British paper, Jessica Alba explains how she enjoys no-strings-attached sex. Praise be to God.
Care To Get Nice?

Remember a few days ago when we talked about what women we’d most like to see appear in Playboy because we really wanted to see them naked? Well, Alba topped that list only because we were quite confident we’d never have the opportunity to see it in person, especially moaning beneath us. Well, the times they are a-changin, and as long as Alba wants randie sex, let us be the first to throw our names in the hat. Despite her recent ties to Marky Mark Wahlberg, we’d still gladly give up any body part but one for the chance at a one-nighter with Miss Alba. “I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more,” she told Cosmopolitan magazine. “I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex.” Neither to we, Jess. Neither do we. Now excuse us while we wipe off this keyboard…