So we’re feeling lazy again, and instead of giving you absolutely nothing to read, we figured it best to throw something out there. And for the folks working over their f5 in hopes of seeing this week’s Hot Box, ease up a bit. Boxy is having some technical diffictulties (read: ran out of lotion while limp wristing the Geek Squad guy) so that’ll be out later on. For the time being, jump down to update yourself on some current events.
Joe Girardi declined the opportunity to take over head coaching duties with the Baltimore Orioles. Go figure. Who wouldn’t want to tackle the worst job in pro sports just one year removed from a COY award? It’ll be interesting to see if he or Donny Baseball get the job in the Bronx when Torre’s time comes (possibly later this year).
Cleveland Browns receiver Mike Mason was arrested on Sunday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. T.jpg)
hat makes 3 former UNC-CH football players arrested in the last year (Gerald Sensabaugh for speeding and carrying a loaded weapon and Dexter Reid for felony possession of marijuana and carrying a concealed weapon). Luckily for Tar Heel fans, this trend of former players getting in trouble should cease with master of discipline Paul Hilton Davis at the helm. We can remember no incidents of Miami players getting in trouble under his watch or once they got to the NFL (see: Rohan Marley, James Burgess, Jammi German, Jeffery Taylor, Ricky Perry, Nate Webster, Najeh Davenport, Jamaal Green, Santana Moss, Bryant McKinnie, and Ray Lewis, among others).
Fox News reports that two 14 year old girls were issued an apology for being kicked of a public bus after they kissed. Are we allowed to say that’s hot? No? Ok then. We won’t.
Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight are getting an apology as well. Their flight, from Amsterdam to Newark, got shitty with a quickness. As the lavatory backed up “sewage flowed into the aisles, only one restroom was partially working, and flight attendants kept serving meals but told passengers not to eat much.” Work Hard, Fly Right – into a pile of poo…
