The conclusion of last night’s NBA draft brings a couple of things.
First, it gives us a few months away from David Stern’s smug grin. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good commissioner, but that look of contempt he seems give everyone is really fucking annoying. At least to this guy.
Second, it allows us to put the NBA season to bed and move on to the best five month stretch in all of sports. Football season.
Care To Get Nice?
My peeps over at Burntorangenation have a countdown going. We’re only 64 days away from waking up to the sweet, sweet sounds of the pencil-weilding Lee Corso yelling nonsensical hyperbole into the camera and the not-so-sweet sound of Kirk Herbstreit picking OSU to win the Big 10.
Roger Goodell’s boys get going even sooner than that, with the NFL pre-season starting in 43 days.
I say, it can’t get here fast enough.
I need BCS debates.
I live for that 12 game, loser-go-home, fucking dog fight for conference championships and BCS Bowl births.
I need to watch players from ‘Da U’ storm the field and defend ‘Da OB.’ 
Can Lloyd Carr beat Sweater Vest this year? I hope so.
Will Notre Dame finally win a bowl game? I hope not.
Can Randy Shannon harness the talent in South Beach and bring Da U back?
Can Saban bring the Tide back to the top tier of the SEC?
I want to see USC win the Pac-1 and be called the greatest program on Earth. Ha. That’s a blatant lie. I fucking hate those guys.
I want to see the New York Football Giants keep waiting for Little Manning to come around.
I want to see my boy Vince Young continue to make Merrill Hodge look like the complete fucking idiot that he his.
I can’t wait to see if Norv Turner can take the Chargers where Marty Schottenheimer couldn’t. Rivers and Tomlinson have what it takes, there’s no doubt there.
I love watching Brees and Bush make New Orleans a contender.
Randy Moss to the Pats?!
How many INTs will Favre throw?
How many TDs will Larry Johnson run for?
Will Romo recover from the dropped snap or will he go Ray Finkle on us?
Can my Fantasy Football team fight through their owner’s incompetence and compete for the title this year?
Who will be the first player arrested for going to the titty bar after a big win and slappin’ some hoes on the ass?
How will Ricky Williams do now that he’s ba….oh shit. Scratch that.
Well, there are a million things I could list. Feel free to add your thoughts in the comment area.
If you already have a good feeling about your squad, you can go here and put some of your hard earned ducats down on your boys winning a national championship, the Super Bowl, their conference, their division, the over/under on games they will win…basically anything.
Good luck.
