At 7′7″ you’re not going to find a woman that doesn’t look ridiculous standing next to you, but you can find a woman that is the perfect height for a blow job without bruising her knees. That’s what my man Bao Xishun did.
He and his 5 ft. tall fiance Xia Shujuan, who looks to be the perfect height to rest his beer on her head, are pictured to the left. The big day (get it..big…’cause he’s tall) will come next week in the Genghis Khan mausoleum in Inner Mongolia. I back the way Bao decided to set the tone of his nuptials with a candle lit ceremony in a room full of artifacts celebrating the life of one the most ruthless killers in history. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a painting of Mongolians raping and pilliging a Chinese village.
Just to make sure Bao and Xia are able to consummate their marriage and get their freak on, a bed-making company was nice enough to donate a love-making pallet that measures a solid 9ft by 7ft. “Bao said he has broken two smaller beds already.” nigh!
You might remember Bao as the guy who saved the lives of a couple of dolphins last year by sticking his long ass-arm down their throats and pulling some shit out. This guy is just your standard Mongolian bad ass.
