This is that awkward time. We’ve spent all day wining and dining you…we’ve given you a Fixx and some Aural Sex…now, it’s just uncomfortable small talk. You’ve got what you came for, what can we do to keep you interested? If you’re bored, take the jump and check out the list of links we’ve compiled that might help you get through the rest of your Friday afternoon…and leave some money on the dresser when you go.
Care To Get Nice?
Barry Bonds owns a whippet. Who knew? [Winning the Turnover Battle]
Will Leitch on Scott Van Pelt’s radio show and an ESPN Rant [Awful Announcing]
Bill Simmons. Jery Remy. A steel cage. The Dooze. And one set of charcoaled lungs. (said in your best Will Arnett commercial voice) [Red Sox Monster]
Ookie be going to jail. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Ryan Dragoon may hate old people with cancer. Wait, what? We should really learn to read good. [Epic Carnival]
Pictures of Urban Meyer’s daughter have found their way to the web. Normally the term “jail-bail” would be used here, but hey, it’s Florida! [With Leather]
When stuck behind an old lady at the store do you A) ask her if she needs some help B) look for a shorter line C) get frustrated and hit her twice with your shopping cart before running her over with it as you flee the store [Anytown, USA]
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So Urban Meyer’s daughter is a lesbian? That’s kind of brahsome.