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Jessica Alba On The Open Market

by Brinson on July 25, 2007

Because, well, “Let the Completely Shameless Self-Flagellation Recommence” just isn’t an appropriate title. And you know how we roll here at Brahsome.

Well, it turns out that Jessica Alba, who is possibly the hottest woman on the face of the planet, not to mention apparently completely cool with no-strings-sex is now single, after telling boyfriend Cash Warren to slow his roll. Or possibly even keep it real. So what’s the market rate for a healthy cut of tender, perfectly aged, well portioned meat these days? We’re pooling together our kids’ college funds for a shot at jumping to the front of the line here. While we load jars of pennies into our local Coinstar, jump down for a few nice pics of one of Hollywood’s finest.
Care To Get Nice?


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Rosamond Sola October 8, 2010 at 1:53 am

I love Jessica Alba, she is wonderful woman of America specially her style and smile she is the best of the best and more sexy than Angelina

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