You know the world is in a sad place when your local County Assessor is forced to resign just for trying to get her mind right at work. Granted, I’m not entirely sure what a County Assessor does, other than assess things, but whatever it is, it must be stressful, because Vickie Brown needed to ‘take five’ the other day and blow a few rails off her desk…in her cubicle. She didn’t get caught in the bathroom. She didn’t have someone open her office door without knocking. She was snorting cocaine in her cubicle in the middle of the work day. Nigh.

After her co-workers heard “odd long snorts,” they reported her to their supervisor (note to readers: nobody likes a rat) who then took the case to the authorities. The next day Vickie called in sick (probably to sit at home and blow lines in peace without worrying about those nosey co-workers) and Johnny Law brought in the K-9. Obviously, since you’re reading this, things went south from there.

Link to story at Rocky Mountain News.com