“I’m not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project.” Straight from the mouth of babe. Or more specifically, that’s what Scarlett Johansson used to reply to the idea that she might ever get nekkid on screen. We of course, are totally cool with that; in fact we highly endorse her attempts to flash herself all over the big screen. So it appeared, briefly, that Scarlett would grace the screen as a true American Hero, Jenna Jamison, in the movie adaptation of her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.
But as usual when dealing with Jenna and Scarlett, we’re left feeling like we’re just fucking ourselves over and over again. Because despite some questionable media output that has Johansson actually locked into the role (we don’t even know what The National Ledger is really), the authority on all things that are actually important in life, People, has stepped in to cut our mid-morning in cubby wet dream short by quoting one of Scarlett’s representatives on the matter. It kind of makes sense to shut this down as quickly as possible–sure the rumors allow you to look even hotter to the general masturbating public, but letting the rumor last too long only makes you look like a tremendous skank, even if you are interested in doing the movie, which may have already been locked in for an Oscar. By the way, People, go fuck yourself. 