It’s hotter than a dog with two D’s here, folks, so we can’t imagine how it would be to be 5′11″, weigh 220 pounds (Yeah. In your bro.) and be sweating our effing ass off on a sweltering hot Tulsa, Oklahoma golf course. That’s because we’ve never played golf in Tulsa, although that’s neither here nor there. (That fake height/weight combo he’s rocking is disastrous for athletic activity.) So instead, we’re going to to let everyone else do the work for us today, as we kick back and enjoy the Heavy One have some sort of crazy afternoon. We just hope it involves going low.
We’d say something about the hand that feeds you or whatever, but the bigger question has to be: Why is Hank Worrell searching the web for Clay Aiken photos? [Winning The Turnover Battle]
Ken Tremendous speed bagging the dog D out of Ian O’Connor. How controvorsial. [Fire Joe Morgan]
SIMPSONS DID IT!!!! [College Game Balls]
Why did the stripper know CPR in the first place? Whatever. We’ll play along. [With Leather]
Do you think Lil’ Penny would be willing to run along side Ken Tremendous in our next election? Yeeeeah. That would be nice. [We Are The Postmen]
We would just like to state for the record that Optimus Prime would whip the shit out of G.I. Joe. Unpatriotic or not, its the truth people. [100% Injury Rate]
Will work for steroids. The most intriguing part of this post is something we’ve been wanting to talk about, but are too lazy to do so yet, and that is whether or not Medellin the film is actually real. [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]
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yeah, that point about Hank is curious