World class bodybuilder, steroid user and erstwhile football player David Boston was arrested for driving under the influence last night according to FOX 13 in Tampa Bay:
According to a police report, Boston, 29, was found passed out behind the wheel of his red Range Rover at the intersection of 49th Street and Park Boulevard in Pinellas Park on Thursday night. Pinellas Park police say the car was still running, and it was in drive.
Hey. Buddy. Not only have you made it pointless for me to even bother trying to put together a super-sick-sleeper list for my fantasy football draft, but sleeping and driving at the same time is dumb. Dumb, I tell you. Like using steroids and playing football. Good stuff ain’t gonna result, m’kay?
Seriously, anyone remember when this guy was actually good? Like super stud good? And then all of a sudden he shows up after a Pro Bowl season and he’s so freaking ripped you can tell that his scrawny little legs can’t hold up those HGH injected pecs and next thing you know he’s falling prey to all kinds of injuries before suddenly waking up in the middle of the night with his car in drive, hammered at the steering wheel and looking for Jeff Garthia to throw him passes. It’s a cruel world, kids. Of course, if he’d had a dog in his car and crossed a state line, instead of just being shitcanned with his car in drive, he’d be going to jail. Whew.
And would referring to this action as “pulling a La Russa” cause too much confusion when describing assholes who won’t take their sunglasses off at night?
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You want to talk about falls from Grace?
This guy is biggest drop #4 in my book. Behind Michael Vick and others.
Did the police report mention if he was driving a semi truck? I have a hard time believe his massive body would fit into anything smaller.
only blind people and assholes wear sunglasses inside