British Politician Is a Stripper On The Side

Lib Dem councillor Myrna Bushell was outted recently as a stripper and sex chat line operator. She and her husband also own a Witchcraft store and are “committed pagans.”

While politicians doing dirty deeds for money is certainly nothing new, the fact that Ms. Bushell does so in such a visible manner is a little surprising. In fact, three of her Lib Dem colleagues quit the party after they heard the news. Squares.

Ms. Bushell, or “Jessica, The Devon Lady — Kissogram, Strippogram & Stripper Entertainer,” as she is also known, has said that she will not give up her racy side job, because the flexible hours allow her to spend more time with her family.

The 36C redhead charges £100 for a basic kissogram with a poem but no stripping. An additional £35 is charged for a topless performance.

A stripper show — “full or G-string, two 15-minute performances” — comes in at £195. But Myrna insists it’s worth every penny.

“My kissogram acts are tasteful,” she says. “I put shaving foam on my cleavage and rub my boobs in their face.

“Yes, I do take off all my clothes but it’s only for a couple of minutes. Anyway, there is so much shaving foam that they can’t see everything anyway.

“To be honest, I can do my routine with my eyes shut.

“I usually go dressed as a sexy nurse, give them a bit of a lap dance and get them to take my top off.

“Other times I’ll put a dog collar around the bloke’s neck, order him to get on all fours and give him a a bit of a whipping with my cat o’nine tails.

“It sounds awful but it’s just a bit of fun.”

According to the Sun article, Ms. Bushell left home at age 15 and began her career in the sex industry in her early 20’s. “I felt on top of the world and, naively, I thought kissogram work might lead to an opening in acting.”

While an acting career has shockingly never come to fruition, Bushell was able to find a source of income that didn’t involve shaking her taters when she was elected to public office. “I thought I’d just get five votes from my mates but I got 468. And for the first time ever, my mum told me she was proud of me.” I’m sure you’re all as shocked as we are that leaving home as a teenager to become a stripper didn’t bring pride to the Bushell clan.

Councillor Bushell is realistic and knows the fun can’t go on forever. “It can be tough keeping up with the younger girls at the club because I know I’m past my sell-by date as a stripper. They might make more money but I like to make sure the men I dance for have a great time. Frankly, I thought I’d have earned enough money to have stopped by now.” Really? There are younger, more attractive strippers out there?

Thankfully this is not a trend that is gaining momentum in the States.