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Aural Sex 10/25

by C. Brahkowski on October 25, 2007

It’s Halloween weekend, brahs. The one time a year where every woman suddenly feels comfortable dressing like a complete ‘whooa’ (that was ‘whore’ in my Paulie Walnuts voice). Every weekend I talk about the great reasons to go out and see music, but this weekend it doesn’t even matter who is playing. All you have to do is go out on Saturday night to any show in your area and you are guaranteed to rub elbows with a french maid, playboy bunny, catholic school girl, or the always prevalent “I didn’t have a costume so I dressed like a slut, but it’s okay because my best friend did, too, and we can just stay together and get really drunk and feel okay about our decision to go into public dressed like prostitutes.” It’s awesome. So take a gander at the list of shows below and see where you might have the best chance to bump into Sally Slut and her gaggle of underdressed sorostitutes.

Care To Get Nice?

Asheville
Thursday – Type O Negative (Orange Peel)
Saturday – The Black Angels (Grey Eagle), The New Pornographers (Orange Peel)
Wednesday – RAQ/DJ Logic (Orange Peel)

Atlanta
Thursday – Toots and the Maytals (Variety Playhouse), Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (Ga Tech),
Friday – Sam Bush/Jerry Douglas (Robert Ferst Center for the Arts)
Tuesday – New Pornographers (Variety Playhouse), Smashing Pumpkins (Fox Theatre)
Wednesday – Smashing Pumpkins (Fox Theatre), Perpetual Groove (Variety Playhouse), Black Angels (The Earl)

Austin
Thursday – The Portal (Club One Fifteen)
Friday – The Doobie Brothers (Backyard)
Saturday – Jimmy LaFave (Threadgill’s South)
Sunday – Sinead O’Connor!! (Hog Auditorium)
Wednesday – Galactic/Mr. Lif/Boot Riley (Stubbs), The Dandy Warhols (La Zona Rosa)

Boston
Friday – Umphrey’s Magee (Orpheum Theater)
Monday – Kanye West (TD BankNorth Garden)
Tuesday – Van Halen/David Lee Roth (TD BankNorth Garden)
Wednesday – The Disco Biscuits (Orpheum Theater)

Chapel Hill
Thursday – Dirt5thirty (Blend)
Friday – They Might Be Giants (Carolina Theater)
Saturday – Robert Randolph (UNC)

Charlotte
Thursday – Martin Sexton (Amos Southend)
Friday – Cross Canadian Ragweed (Neighborhood Theatre)
Saturday – RAQ (Neighborhood Theatre)
Monday – Oteil and the Peacemakers (Double Door Inn)

Chicago
Thursday – Queens of the Stone Age/Black Angels (The Riviera Theatre), Mickey Hart’s Global Drum Circle (McAninch Arts Center at College of DuPage)
Friday – Lotus (Park West), Gov’t Mule/Grace Potter (The Riviera Theatre)
Saturday – Bob Dylan/Elvis Costello/Amos Lee (Chicago Theatre)
Sunday – Bob Dylan/Elvis Costello/Amos Lee (Chicago Theatre), Insane Clown Posse (Congress Theatre), The Decemberists (The Vic Theatre)
Monday – Dashboard Confessional (HOB), The Decemberists (The Vic Theatre), Bob Dylan/Elvis Costello/Amos Lee (Chicago Theatre)
Wednesday – The Bridge (Tonic Room)

Dallas
Thursday – Doobie Brothers (HOB)
Saturday – Willie Nelson/Pat Green/Old 97’s (Smirnoff Music Centre), Blind Boys of Alabama (Cite de la musique)
Tuesday – Chris Cornell (HOB), JENNIFER LOPEZ! (American Airlines Center)

Denver
Thursday – Dashboard Confessional (Ogden Theatre), Tony Danza Tap Dance [I know nothing but that's a great band name] (Marquis Theatre)
Sunday – The Bridge (Dulcinea’s 100th Monkey)
Wednesday – Umphrey’s Magee (The Fillmore), The Motet (Cervantes’ Masterpiece)

Las Vegas
All weekend – Vegoose

Louisville
Thursday – Three Dog Night [the three dog night!?] (Fourth Street Live)
Sunday – John [he dropped the Cougar] Mellencamp/Los Lobos (Freedom Hall)

Madison, WI
Thursday – Yonder Mtn. String Band (Orpheum)
Friday – Mickey Hart’s Global Drum Project (Overture Center for Arts)
Tuesday – Govt Mule (Barrymore Theatre)
Wednesday – North Mississippi All-Stars/Charlie Musselwhite (Overture Center for Arts)

New Orleans
All weekend – Voodoo Music Fest

Portland, Or
Thursday – Aesop Rock (Wonder Ballroom)
Sunday – Signal Path/Pnuma Trio (Fez Ballroom)
Monday – Yo La Tengo (Alladin Theatre)
Tuesday – Kid Rock (Roseland Ballroom), Architecture in Helsinki (Crystal Ballroom)
Wednesday – Digital Underground (Roseland Ballroom)

Raleigh
Friday – Steep Canyon Rangers (Pour House)
Wednesday – Barefoot Manner (Lincoln Theatre)

Seattle
Thursday – Polyphonic Spree (Showbox)
Sunday – Aesop Rock (Showbox)
Monday – Signal Path/Pnuma Trio (Nectar)
Tuesday – Yo La Tengo (Town Hall)
Wednesday – Henry Rollins (Moore Theatre)

Ballhype: hype it up!
ShowHype: hype it up!

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes October 26, 2007 at 11:42 am

How about a little love for the Big Crapple one of these days?

Kigh October 26, 2007 at 11:50 am

Will do.

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