Jeanette Sliwinski was found guilty of reckless homicide after killing three people while attempting to kill herself.
Ms. Sliwinski was traveling approximately 70 mph through a Chicago suburb and made no attempt to slow down or stop before colliding with a Honda Civic that had stopped at a red light. There were three passengers in the Civic, all of whom were killed instantly.
The 23-year-old model, or perhaps former model, was on her way to see her psychiatrist after a fight with her mom.
Judge Garritt Howard, who is presiding over the case, informed Ms. Sliwinski that she faces up to 10 years in prison when she is sentenced next month.
No word on whether or not the blonde bombshell (who suffered only a broken ankle) has ever heard of a gun, or rope, or a plastic bag.
For any other depressed lingerie model out there, please, take this as a lesson learned. Rather than going out there and attempting suicide and possibly hurting an innocent bystander, please, just become a coked out stripper or porn star. That way, you can still serve the common good, even if you’re dead inside.
