When we think about Paris Hilton, we think about philanthropy. Like, as in the donating of her box to many anonymous men as well as the donating of homemade videos of her getting plowed to many anonymous right hands. But apparently she’s stepping it up a notch these days. There’s a serious problem right now in India- drunk elephants. And Paris Hilton is here to stop it.
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” said Hilton. Apparently, six parched pachyderms broke into a farm and pounded a bunch of homemade rice beer. Then, like anyone after too much rice beer, they went on a rampage and uprooted an electricity pole electrocuting themselves.
Here’s our question- is it funnier that there are a bunch of blackout elephants running around India, or that Paris Hilton is the one trying to fix the situation? Maybe Paris just really likes rice-beer, and is fed up with those damn elephants bogarting it all. Sort of like when we got pissed about that guy sneaking off from late night with the last pack of cigs last Saturday. We immediately filmed one of those “The Truth” ads, so hopefully that asshole will stop smoking and won’t steal any more cigs from late nights. We’re just trying to do our part…
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I, too, love elephants.
Excellent photo of that elephant. Classic.