It wouldn’t surprise us to find out that Shaquille O’Neal can eat a lot of food. In fact, we’d probably gamble on the fact that the Daddy would pace anyone we know on a Sunday afternoon Pizza Inn run, were he so inclined.
Still, when we heard what Shazam grubbed down on the night before the Heat played the Bobcats in Charlotte, we were caught pretty off guard:
“According to Chris Nelson, managing partner of the SouthPark restaurant, Shaq…selected a surf-and-turf menu. He started with the sashimi platter and a cluster of Alaskan king crab legs…Then he moved on to some serious eating with a whole Ashley Farms chicken. The finishing touch? A 10-ounce filet mignon.”
We wish it was possible to make that shit up. A whole goddamn chicken? And that wasn’t even the main meal. It was like sorbet. Like, we go to a nice restaurant and order hashbrowns scattered, smothered and covered before we get our patty melt, but this is a whole fucking chicken, dood. And that’s not even getting started on the fact that the Daddy downed an entire cluster of king crabbers. We are literally talking about four meals in one sitting here, folks.
So, to recap, Shaq is huge and either the entire chicken is a palette cleanser or the ten ounce filet is desert, and frankly, we’re not sure which one is more impressive. Oh yeah. It’s probably a safe bet season two of that fat kids show isn’t in production either.
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That is just so damn impressive.