British Fembrah Sarah Carmen is easy to please. Literally. She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which increases blood flow to sexual organs. This condition causes the smallest vibration to make her orgasm, up to 200 times a day. Hair dryers, train rides, xerox machines, you name it, it’s making her cum in her pants. Her boyfriend must be the most confident guy on earth. Apparently, a former boyfriend took too much advantage of the condition. Carmen states in an interview that “I dated one guy who was very selfish and he was that way in the bedroom too. He’d just lie back and expect me to please him. He just figured that because I could climax without him even having to touch me, he didn’t need to do anything to please me.” When your girlfriend can cum from you farting on her and you’re too lazy to please her, you are a serious pile.
Please Put Your Cell Phone on Vibrate
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200 orgasms? That would mean I would have to take 200 naps, too.