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This Guy Prefers Crystal to Cristal

by Stamos on December 5, 2007

scheidemantelJeff Scheidemantel, a Bakersfield CA resident, stands accused of trying to ccok up some meth.  In a high school labratory.  Where he’s a teacher.

Scheidemantel, who looks surprisingly good for an alleged meth head, was apparently busted trying to buy some red phosphorus which is, for those who aren’t up to speed on their crystal meth recipes, a key ingredient cooking up a good tooth rot.  When the police raided his house, they found several recipes as well as weapons.   Are we sure this guy wasn’t a teacher in Compton as opposed to Bakersfield?

Anywho, we back the Mackey Mantra of drugs are bad m’kay, and after the jump, we’ll prove it with some pictures of people post puffing.

meth faces 1

meth faces 2

meth faces 3

meth faces 4

Secretly, are we the only ones who think the 4th girl down, after 8 months of use is actually a little bit hotter?  Still, probably the exception that proves the rule…

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CalmerThanYouAre December 5, 2007 at 10:37 am

I lived in Bakersfield, Ca for one year growing up. While certainly not Compton, Bakersfield was effin’ HARD. It’s few hours inland, so there aren’t any beach-front-pretty-boys, these here are desert folk.

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