With the holiday season comes any number of reasons to hit the local watering hole. After spending all day listening to Uncle Limus tell you about that Chinaman he killed in Korea or Aunt Ruby sipping Singapore Slings and telling you too many details about that weekend in Hawaii she had with a young Naval officer in ‘46, you really just want to get out of the house and throw back a few toddies with your boys, maybe pick up some holiday strange. It’s a holiday tradition as old as cookies for Santa.
Well, every once in a while these nice evenings at the watering hole get a little heated and people start taking their family frustrations out on each other. Maybe your parents got you a year long subscription to the jelly of the month club, rather than a nice fat check. Maybe your lady was unimpressed with the new Dirt Devil and is maintaining a box hold-out until you deliver something that gets the panties wet. Whatever the case may be, there are times where holiday cheer loses out to drunken, disorderly conduct. When this happens and shit hits the fan, you want to be prepared. Enter Bas Rutten.
“I don’t believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.” Bas Rutten
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glad we got strange together at least once over the holidaze homey…. that video is tits.. especially the last move he shows (pull the pants down and have fun with the spice bottle)
me and eboz are on a mission to dig up dirt on Chris Jessee! convinced he’s got some vegas bookie ties..
** ps:check out who made front page of tacotown.org!
shit.. you guys and your lingo. .
Strange: (n.) An individual or grouping of hot box which has never been seen before, or are not known by an individual or group of brahs.
did i say strange? i meant we got snarky.. latenight with beers.. no box in sight, unfortunately.
Thank you for clarifying, Dboz. Kigh was about to lose a body part.