Isn’t it nice to see old friends and family when you go home for the holidays? Yeah… it’s nice. Except if your home is jail. Then, you’re waiting for friends and family to come visit you at home. And it’s not really all that nice. Certainly not as nice as your old place if you used to live in a castle when you were making $100 large large every year like Mike Vick was, and this was your ‘guest house’. And, if by guest house, you meant ‘place where I keep the rape stand for my pit bulls.’
DeAngelo Hall and a few other Falcons are planning to go visit Mike Vick in prison soon, now that their football season is mercifully over. Vick will probably introduce them to Tiny and Bubbles, his two new ‘friends.’ And then they can watch him playing the role of Adam Sandler as he and the other inmates try to beat the guards at a game of football. Except that he’ll go 12-27 for 145 and 2 INTs in the game, as they lose 24-10. I bet that prison squad wishes they could have subbed in Matt Schaub. But alas, Matt Schaub wasn’t involved in dogfighting. For shame…
