Guys who like sports like girls who like sports. It’s just convenient. We want to spend as much time in front of the TV watching games as we can, so if our special lady friend happens to enjoy sports it cuts down on the pre-game arguments, half time chores, or even worse, avoiding any chance of hearing the score because you’ll be watching the game on TiVo hours after it’s over.
A woman who likes sports to the point of owning apparel of her favorite franchise or program is even better…especially if she’s willing to shake taters Jessica ‘Ono’ Simpson style. A girl who would normally be a 6 or 7 can find herself closer to an 8 if she’s packing your favorite team’s gear on game day. That’s just the nature of being a fan. But you know what can boost her rating even more? Wearing apparel that shows a little skin.
Obviously this would be way better if it were meant for a team whose fanbase was located in California, Texas, or Florida…a state known for good looking women who have the opportunity to see the sun for more than 6 or 7 months a year, as opposed to the Packer fans who usually need chains on their tires this time of year. Generally speaking, when the camera scans the crowd at Lambeau, you don’t see thousands of women that you really want to see in their underwear. Be that as it may, we still need to tip our hat to the brains behind the Cheese Bra, because convincing women it’s okay to wear only a bra in public is a trend that really needs to sweep the whole country. So cheers to you, Cheese Bra inventors. Well played.