In “God-friggin-damnit” news of the day, another of the most beautiful women in the world is going to see her stomach, ass, and sweet, sweet vahjeen get stretched beyond recognition.  Alessandra Ambrosio, the finest of the fine ass supermodels they stockpile over there at Victoria’s Secret, got herself knocked up by some guy we’ve never even heard of.  In the immortal words of Nancy Kerrigan, “Hawaii, hawaii, hawaii?”

1. on 17 Jan 2008 at 8:05 am#1CalmerThanYouAre

   this is way worse than Alba…I thought Ambrosio and I really had something. This hurts. Bad.

2. on 13 Mar 2008 at 1:31 pm#2moises

   i like girls naget