Morning Wood: Do You Smell What the Rock is Cooking?

If you tuned in on the Brown Hour last night, you’d know it was heavy on Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and his new flick, The Gameplan, out on DVD.  If you missed the show, but want to get brown before sundown you can click the “Now Live” icon on the right side of the blahg and listen to a replay.  I think you can put that shit on your ipod too.  In the midst of our Rock love-fest we announced a new contest: Best name for The Rock’s next movie.  A few idea were tossed out last night.  My personal one was for the Rock to get into porn with a series called, “The People’s Cock.”  It didn’t receive a warm welcome because it didn’t have “innuendo.”  Umm, guys, have you ever actually read the titles while perusing your local porn store?  Sure, some have witty innuendo, but most cut straight to the chase.  See Monsters of Cock and White Chicks, Black Dicks.  Stamos tossed out, “Tendonitis: The Story of The People’s Elbow” and “Mummy 3- How have I not killed Brendan Fraser yet?”  Think you’ve got something wittier?  Send your submissions to blog@brahsome.com.  The best submissions will receive a DVD copy of the The Gameplan and possibly some brahsome gear.

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