Yup. That’s right. Wang Xing Xian and Mei Qin Jiang of Cary (and originally China) are the most balling parents in the entire m-f’ing world. They named their son Long Wang. Long freaking Wang.
Kids are really, really creative about coming up with hurtful things that rhyme with almost any name, but good goddamn luck making fun of this kid. No, seriously. The best you can do is like “Not-so” Long Wang. And at that point, you’re just going to get cock-slapped anyway, so what’s the point?
Speaking of what’s the point, is there really any reason to carry on with these giggle-infusing name searches anymore? Sure, Lucious Pusey Seymour is fantastic. But you can’t beat Long Wang.
Besides, not like the fair minded ladies in Chapel Hill are going to like him anyway, right?
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Let’s not kid each other. Guy is 5′9 165. Methinks old Long Wang’s probably sporting a little rice dick.
These so called, “giggling-infused”, name searches have single handedly made many of my days. Keeping this nationwide hunt is a top a priority, to question otherwise is just silly (Brinson). Best of Luck to Mr. Wang and his endeavors with the prudes over at the hill.
-Norma Lee Horny
(an actual resident in Low Dot)