Though, in an ideal world, her head would be laying in one of our crotches.  Scarlett Johansson is releasing her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head on May 20th.  And while no one who reads Brahsome would ever buy the album unless it came with a courtesy lubeless HJ from Scarlett herself, we figured it was worth mentioning because the album contains 10 Tom Waits covers.  If you’re unfamiliar with Waits, he’s actually pretty badass- sort of a weird, jazzy, bluesy sound with one of the most distictive voices around, described by one critic as “like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car.” Anyway, if you’ve never heard of him, might want to check it out.  We’re not sure how little, if any, justice Scarlett will do to his songs, but at least she’ll be more attractive.  Here’s a clip of one of Stamos’ favorite Waits’ song, Step Right Up.