We were gonna get out there and write something like “sign number 4,359″, but this actually has the makings of a decent feature that we will eventually give up on. And nothing, no matter what you tell us, will have us believe that anything short of ESPN combining with Roger Clemens is the beginning of hellfire, brimstone, etc.
That’s right. It’s not good enough to have “MLB” or “Steroids” or even “MitchellR” or some such shit. Roger fucking Clemens has to get his own tab (or whatever) on ESPN’s bottom line. And while we know the quality of the photo is quite shitty, we don’t care – we took it with our phone’s camera. Also, it’s not like you’re not going to be seeing plenty of it yourself in the coming weeks months eternity.
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Don’t know if you saw, but the following also ran across the Bottom Line:
“Jayson Stark reports Schilling has no comment.”
Jayson Stark reports that…nothing happened. He reports nothing.
Dammit. I did not. But that would quickly be sign #2.