Ooo-oooh That Smell

Dateline: Alexandria, LA- A man, on his way to work was approached by a woman offering sex for $20.  And, of course, the man decided $20 was an appropriate price to pay for sex with a random woman on the street who approached him on the way to work.  However, when they got down in the alley, and she removed her clothes, he changed his mind.  Why you ask?  Because she stank too bad, that’s why.  So she probably felt bad and slinked back over to the corner, right?  Nope.  She demanded $10 from him for the peep show, which he agreed to pay in beer and cigs.  On the way to the store, though, she decided she was better off slicing his arm with a box-cutter (there’s some box / cut / smell joke in here, but we’re too lazy to find it) and running off.  God bless whores.