Bitchass Paparazzi
Mar 14th, 2008 by C. Brahkowski
There really isn’t a more pathetic occupation than to be a paparazzi. You spend your life watching other people live theirs. Stalking. Going through trash. Hiding in bushes. It’s just so freakin’ weak. So, when the occasional Hollywood star strikes back, I love to see it…even though it’s normally just one swing and the cameraman crying “law suit!” before the camera hits the pavement. Not the case this time. Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard gets nice as shit all over this pansy ass. The video cuts out, but the audio stays on as this dude whimpers and cries like a girl. Good times.
Ed. Note: The video was exclusive (oooh fancy!), so you can’t view it here. You have to click on this douchebag’s picture and it will take you to the website where you can watch it. Weak sauce. Lo siento, amigos.