I can’t believe it’s almost 12:30pm on Steak and Blow Job Day and we haven’t acknowledged it yet.
My apologies…brahsome.com is thinly staffed this week.
For those of you wondering what the hell Steak and BJ Day is, or for the nerds out there thinking this was Pi Day (Pi = 3.14_), let me fill you in.
February 14 is Valentines Day, we all know this. We all also know Valentine’s Day is basically a bullshit holiday whose whole purpose is to get couples to go out and spend money on each other, be it fancy dinners (like trips to San Francisco to eat at a specific restaurant), chocolates, etc. And we all know that if the women didn’t care so much, men would have let this ‘holiday’ die the first year it was created.
So, our answer to Valentines Day is. . .Steak and Blow Job Day. It’s fairly simple really. All we ask is that the ladies out there take one day out of the year to reward your man for all the hard work he’s done for you over the past year. We don’t need chocolates. We don’t need candles. We just need a nice, fat steak and a blow job. No big deal.
Please do your part to support this up and coming holiday.
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Who would go all the way to SF for a restaurant? What if you dropped a K on the meal and you had lost your sense of taste? Would that make any sense? It would have to be a special lady.