Meet Thomas Beatie. Just your run-of-the-mill trannie who underwent a sex change operation about a decade ago and is now married to some woman who apparently loves him for who he is. Thomas is a little different from most post-op trannies in that he decided to keep his cooter instead of trading it in for a meat mallett. And now, he’s gots himself knocked up. Yup, he’s a real life Mr. Mom after getting all reverse cowgirl with a vile of anonymous man-juice. “How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible. Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am. In a technical sense I see myself as my own surrogate, though my gender identity as male is constant. To Nancy, I am her husband carrying our child — I am so lucky to have such a loving, supportive wife. I will be my daughter’s father, and Nancy will be her mother.” Yup, nothing more manly than carrying a child. Does this seem a little too much like the South Park episode where everyone was trying to find out who Cartman’s father was?