I was never much for summer camps. Waking up early. Geigh group activities. Forced mingling. I didn’t want some camp counselors effin’ with my free time. Obviously my feelings might have been a little different had I known that camp counselors came in form of 26 year-old blonde porn stars.
Meet Courtney Cummz (some of you probably already know her…pervs).
This weekend she will be instructing 24 aspiring film makers how to shoot a pornographic film in Tampa, Florida.
The film shoot is part of “Porn Camp,” a weekend-long, $4,000-a-head seminar that’ll cover everything from porn-star pay scales to set design to proper Web site design.
And at 1 p.m. Saturday, Cummz — the star of such fare as Whack Jobs and Face Invaders — will lead her students on an odyssey of onscreen coitus. They will shoot hard-core scenes, using local actors, and they will own the rights to whatever they film. It could end up on a DVD. It could end up on your hard drive.
Basically she’s taking two dozen people into a hotel conference room and showing them how to shoot some pr0n. Is there really that much to it? If half of the hussies in Hollywood can “accidentally” leak “sex tapes,” can it really be that hard? I mean, it’s not like we’re filming ‘The Dear Hunter’ here.
I’ve always assumed all you needed was a camera, a large pile of cocaine, a creepy looking set and some story about hiring a new receptionist, or an all girls soccer team getting nice in the locker room, or a cable repair man who arrives at Bunny’s apartment just as Cindy is getting in the shower.
Obvioulsy I was ignorant to the ins and outs of the industry. Ins and outs. See what I did there? Genius.
