Doogie Ho-ser

There are some schools out there that, if you can put their name on your resume, will command you some serious cash.  Harvard, Yale, Brown.  And how about Oxford?  They’re pretty reputable, right?  Surely you can make some money with an Oxford undergrad.  What if we said you didn’t even need to graduate from Oxford to strike it rich.  Is that something you might be interested in?  Well, íf so, you’d also have to be interested in selling time inside your vagina.  Seems to be working out so far for former child prodigy Sufiah Yusof (NSFW linky right there, unless you work in the same alley as Sufiah.  However in that case, you’ve probably already seen everything in that link).  Once accepted to Oxford as a 15 year old wunderkind, she’s now accepting $250 an hour for oral, anal, and everything in between.  You’d think with the size of the gourd on her old man, he’d have ESP and would have seen this coming when he was forcing his little girl to study all night and play tennis all day.  Note to Brahsome readers:  if you don’t want your daughter to be a hoo-er, remember two things: First, don’t name her Candy, Summer, Tammy, or any name you find here.  Second, let her have some fun when she’s a child.  She’s gonna have it some time, and better to let her make out with Johnny in your basement now then give out lubeless HJs to everyone with a dial-up connection in Manchester later.

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