Some girls out there just love the cock. There’s no beating around the bush (surely there’s a pun in there somewhere……. they only like a beating in the bush? Yeah… yeah that’s pretty good) about it. These girls are called Hoo-uhs, and we’ve all known them at some point in our collective past. That point might have been in college. Or, possibly you found yourself a hoo-uh or two way back in high school. Surely you didn’t have a hoo-uh around in middle school, did you? Well, maybe if you went to school in Tampa. Meet Stephanie Ragusa. She’s not the first middle school teacher to decide she preferred millimeat to man. However she’s the first we know of to get popped for it 3 times in 6 weeks. The most recent time, she went to the kid’s house to talk about her upcoming child-effing trial, and ended up riding him like a schoolbus. It’s tough to decide whether you think she’s an idiot for going back for more, or the smartest woman alive for gettin while the gettin’s good before she embraces her new life of fingerbanging Amoniquisha in the corner of the shower. Good times.
We also found this website in our research. Looking to change school districts? Also looking to get your kid some action? Why not kill two birds with one stone? Where the fuck was Theresa Engelbach when we were 14? Shit- where’s she at right now? Oh right. She’s in jail for doing that middle schooler.
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Why do these crazy teachers stories always happen in Florida?