We haven’t been in high school for a while, so we’re not sure what those crazy kids are up do these days. But, one thing they are apparently not up to is substituting mouth for box. In a recently published study, it was determined that high school ‘virgins’ dont’ use oral as a way to preserve their canal for their future Mister. In a related story, girls who do have sex rarely substitute their mouth for their vagina, because apparently they enjoy intercourse more than giving out headies. Weak.
