Derek Lowe stinks. Ask his fantasy owners (/raises hand). But lots of baseball players stink and we just accept it (/points finger at Carlos Silva). Lowe, however, got the the Onion workup, proving just how shoddily his season is going.
Not that you need me to explain Onion humor to you (you had to click to read obviously), but I just find this funny on so many levels. First, Derek Lowe does suck. Second, I could totally see him doing this. And third, he just seems like the kind of guy that would roll out early.
