MW: The Best Music Video You’ll See All Day

This is “1980″ by Dirt Nasty.

Dirt Nasty is actually Simon Rex, who, according to the always informative Wikipedia, has had quite a ride. He was a solo artists in the pr0n industry (seriously?), he was an MTV Vjay, he had a few short lived roles on shitty TV shows, he was in Scary Movie 3 and 4, co-starred with Paris Hilton in National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, dated Jaime Pressly, and launched a rap career via Myspace. With a track record like that, I think it’s safe to say your boy probably has no fewer than three STDs.

There are so many great aspects to this video, I’m not sure where to start. That’s a blatant lie. I know exactly where to start. Alf on cocaine. The four foot straw and skates were pretty sickwich, too. I just love the whole damn thing, honestly.

He looks a little like K-Fed, but don’t hold that against him. This shit has a pretty nice beat. And the message is great for the kids.

Thanks once again to the Supernova, who has been on fiya with his links lately.

Be careful, as this video is very NSFW due to language, lots of cocaine, and some half dressed hussies.

Werd.

Tagged as: 1980, Alf, cocaine, Dirt Nasty, Gold Chains, Jaime Pressly, K-Fed, MTV, Myspace, National Lampoon's Pledge This!, Simon Rex, Vjay