Is That a Baby in Your Uterus, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

It’s our great pleasure to introduce you to Ally Ashwell.  She’s the 30 year old mother who was blessed with the birth of her first child, a boy named Owen, recently.  Basically just your normal 30 year old Brit.  Now, we all have some idea how a normal birthin goes down: woman is sitting at home waiting to let the baby out- woman’s water breaks- woman goes to hospital and births child she’s been waiting on for 9 months.  Not so much for old Ally.  See Ally was on a pub crawl wearing a bumble bee costume in her native England when she started feeling sick.  So, naturally she went home.  Where she gave birth to a baby she had no idea she was carrying.  Hey Ally- you see that 20 pounds you put on in the last 6 months?  Or how about that vomit you spew every morning?  Or remember that unprotected sex you had with that randie bloke and how you haven’t had your period since?  That’s because you gots knocked up.  Welcome to Earth.

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