Man of the Year Candidate #1

by C. Brahkowski on June 17, 2008

Some Italian DudeThere’s really not a lot of commentary needed on this one, so I’m just going to post the AP report.


ROME – An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home, where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.

Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.

The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.

So incredibly brahsome. I really wish the report had listed his name, so that we could refer back to this case for the next few years as the standard by which all men shall be judged.

The man pictured above is not the man in question … but I think our boy may or may not have looked somewhat like this. At least I hope so … because this guy looks cool as shit.

This was the first thing to come to my mind.

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