The Yardbarker crew is sponsoring Fight Night at the Playboy Mansion and held a contest to take one lucky network member with them. As you probably know, Brahsome is a member of the ole Yarbarker Network so Stamos fired the following submission for Brinson.
Will Brinson is an American Hero. Just a short 9 years ago, he entered college. And just a short week ago, he graduated. He’s short. He’s fat. He’s a raging Redbullaholic. He stays up until 1am on Saturdays live blogging women’s rugby. He writes for at least 5 websites along with at least 2 newspapers. He likes attractive women, but routinely settles. He likes sports, but loves gambling (read: losing money to friends, colleagues, and randoms alike). And he enjoys a good stranger like no one you’ve ever known.
He deserves to represent YB at the playboy party for two main reasons: First, he’s basically the best writer on the entire network. Just try to argue it with him- unless you’ve had the sixer of red bulls he’s had, and you can tolerate a barrage of unprovoked ‘your mama’ jokes spewing from the face of a man who’s brother’s excuse for getting a 1.8 GPA his freshman year in college was “it’s 1.2 better than Will had”, you don’t stand a chance. Second, he’s a short, fat, lazy, underachievement nexus that would enjoy the excess and enlightment a trip to the mansion would provide more than his usual Saturday nights, which have historically been filled with Hot Pockets, Camel Lights, and challenging 9 year olds to ‘tug of war’ battles on Rock Band, medium level.
In somewhat related news, his birthday happens to be June 26th.
Stamos
YB selected five submissions to go into a drawing for the trip. 1st Place submission got five names in the hat, 2nd Place got four names and so on. The Stamos/Brinson submission was the fourth place so, Brinson had a two out of fifteen chance to go the Mansion and hang with Heff’s box collection. The video above is the drawing, which as you can see, is ripe with controversy.
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Can we get a “wonk-wonk” tag, please?
You can totally tell the way the somewhat sassy brunette says “Will Brinson” and “Brahsome” that she’s an avid reader and has the hotzzzz for Will. Guess she couldn’t rig the results.