This whole Shaq-Kobe non-feud has generated a whole new catch phrase for our non-caring, hateful and sarcastic generation: “Taste my ass.” It’s classy with a touch of vulgarity. And it’s far more appropriate, at least in the context of what you can say in society, than say, “suck my D” or “go F yourself”.
But none of that means you need to respond to such a request with by informing the issuer of said imperative by telling them that their taint is tasty. Which, awkwardly, is what Chad Ford does to Bill Simmons in their latest draft debate as Ford is bashing Shaq.
Simmons: Keep this up and Shaq’s next freestyle is gonna be called, “Hey, Chad, Tell Me How My A– Tastes.”
Ford: That is the sickest thing I’ve ever read. I can’t believe you wrote that. And by the way, like candy.
I don’t know who’s ass Chad thinks tastes like candy. His (weird), Simmons (weirder) or Shaq’s (weirdest). And maybe I’m reading too much into this. But if we’re going to turn this phrase loose on society, let’s at least make sure we’ve got the rules of the usage set down first.
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I believe is call Bill a candyass