LC Coming to R-Town?
Jul 15th, 2008 by The Piler
Brahsome sources have indicated that MTV mega star Lauren “LC” Conrad of The Hills and Laguna Beach fame might be gracing Raleigh with her presence this spring. Word is LC wants to promote her clothing line at Raleigh boutique Gena-Chandler through a “trunk show.” I don’t know what the eff a trunk show is but if it brings LC to my town I’m down. Word is Lauren wants to make a bigger presence in the South and chose Gena-Chandler to make it happen. Why, you ask? Because designers might be gay but they’re not stupid. And they recognize that virginity lasts longer at St. Mary’s than credit card limits last in this store. Our sources also tell us Lauren is completely committed to the show but must get MTV’s approval since she’s basically their indentured servant. Lauren was targeting this fall for her Gena-Chandler experience but filming schedules push it back to sometime in the spring. I must admit The Hills is a guilty pleasure of mine. It makes my lady friend happy and I get to stare at absurdly hot box. Everybody’s a winner.
Ya see Lauren…the funny thing about these trunk shows at Gena-Chandler is that they are usually located on my cock!