South Carolina Is So Gay

At the end of the day, if you read something on the London subway, it’s gotta be true.  So, as we know it is true that the old south state has golf courses, it apparently has also gay beaches.  Sort of like when you read something on the wall of a bathroom stall at a Wendy’s.  We know for a fact that Tiny was there on 7/3/03.  And far be it from us to argue the idea that “Life is like a fucking sandwich.  The more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat,”  That’s just poetry.

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