
Reports are coming out of London that Christian Bale, better known around these parts as Patrick Bateman or the Dark Knight, has been accused of assault by his own mother and his sister.
A report in the UK newspaper The Sun says Bale allegedly lashed out at the women on Sunday night at a luxury London hotel, the Dorchester, where The Dark Knight star has a suite.
London’s Metropolitan Police have confirmed they have “received an allegation from another force in relation to an alleged incident in central London”.
Police say they will investigate the allegations by Bale’s 61-year-old mother and 40-year-old sister.
Bale was allowed to attend the UK premiere of the film last night (local time).
Had he been asked for a comment, Bale would have replied that he couldn’t have assaulted the two women as he was out returning some video tapes.
That’s right, C. Bale, don’t take any guff off of those hussies. You’re a superstar.


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Evidently you didn’t receive a copy of the new business card in “bone”.
His name is Bateman; not Batemen. Where’s the half-jew writer around here?
damn..i had it right in the post, but blew it in the title. i’ve never even seen a ‘batemen.’ i blew it, man.