We don’t do a lot of Britney Spears stories over here. After those two hussies who were in charge of our celeb gossip skipped town with Brinson’s credit cards, the brahs just got a little lazy. And honestly, her shit just got a little old.
Well today I’m sitting here staring at the innerweb box on my desk and I see this picture … and for some reason I just felt like posting it. She’s lost custody of her pups to KFed due to her life being a train wreck on display for all the world to see. She’s blown millions of dollars and has chubbed up to the point that no one really wants to see her dance in skimpy clothes anymore…so a comeback isn’t necessarily around any corner. She’s just some dumb hillbilly living in California and occasionally traveling to Mexico (this pic was taken in Cabo apparently). What’s great is that she’s puffing a heater about three feet from one of the kids she’s fighting for while he’s playing with rest of the cigs in the box. I mean, how dumb do you have to be?
I realize she’s not the only mom on the world who smokes around her kids. I live in North Carolina. I’m well aware of the prevalence of cigarettes in today’s world. But if you’re involved in a nationally publicized custody battle and you’re continuously followed by the jerkstore paparazzi, try not to have Junior using your cigs as Lincoln Logs. Dumbass.
