Not to get the folks at PETA all riled up by poking fun at a dead bear (and certainly not to take a karmic defecation on myself as I prepare to board an airplane) but there’s just a whole lot to laugh at in this particular article, sent our way by the incomparable CK Nuts.
Frankly, I’m in a much less snarky mood than I was when CK and I discussed it on Thursday morning, but I really can’t stop laughing at the “The jar was said to be the type that holds sweets and popcorn” caption underneath this photo.
Or, for that matter, how these freaking people just decided to shoot the damn thing because they somehow couldn’t get it with a tranquilizer. It wandered into town, folks. Hit it then. Not like it’s going to eat anyone.
Also, there is something just amusing about anyone/thing stuck in a jar. Yes, I’m an asshole. Point that out and funnier things about this article that I missed in the comments. See you all in a week.
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I’m starting an official campaing to bring CK Nuts to Brahsome in come capacity.
Can you go to hell for making fun of dead animals? Better yet, is there a hell?…
Listen, I’m not going to pass to much judgment on a well tuned killing machine like you self that likely has less chromosomes than I do, but Jesus man, don’t you wish you could reverse time and step into one of those tanq darts? I know you’re a bear and all but Baloo is tying fire to tiger tails while you duck out of the way of a change up, in the bottom of the 9th, in a tie ball game, on a 2-2 count, with the bases loaded, just to go down swinging on the next pitch holding the wrong end of the bat. Shit, I’d go one step farther with this dumbass analogy to say you were holding the other end of the bat with your pants around your ankles. Holy hell, tell me again how you got your head in a god damn cookie jar or whatever? As Brinson said, “Darwin wins again” which brings up another question, did Darwin invent evolution or did he just point that shit out?