Normally, people dying isn’t funny, but when they do things like stab themselves to death showing off their bullet-proof vest I can’t help but chuckle.  Not that I expect much more from people in Greenville, NC, disrespect intended to our boys at Observationbubble. Charles Lacy, described as a former cook at Gilligan’s restaurant, was getting hammered with his friends one night at his apartment.  I guess  we are getting ready for the Obama reign.  The dood was unemployed, obviously, but it sounds nicer to call him a former cook.  In a stroke of pure genius, Lacy pulled out his vest and had a friend stab him.  Ok, nice demonstration of our bullet proof vest.  This wasn’t enough for ole Chucky.  He grabbed the knife and started hacking at his chest and after several stabs the knife finally penetrated the vest and and his chest.  Screaming “I’m hit,” Lacy collapsed and was pronounced dead twenty minutes later.  If he had a gun I wonder if he would have shot himself until the bullets penetrated the vest.

1. on 01 Aug 2008 at 11:05 am#1Justin

   c’mon fellas, is there nothing going on in Raleigh/Durham that consists of some sort of minor getting raped by some unemployed gorilla that may have evolved slower than the rest of us? I do think so.