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Dream Come True?

by Stamos on August 8, 2008

If you could pick anything to be behind an elevator door when it opened before you, what would you pick?  A million dollars?  A duffel bag full of white widow?  Brooke Burke circa 1999?  Yeah, us too.  But finding 26 high school cheerleaders wouldn’t be too bad.  Some fine folks down in Austin, TX were just that lucky earlier this week.  A gaggle of high school fluffers was found trapped in an elevator inside a dorm on the UT campus.  Apparently, they were trying to play a game that involved cramming as many of them as possible into the elevator at once.  Once they get to college, they’ll learn we call that an orgy.

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