http://brahsome.com/2008/08/08/frant-take-the-stairs/ Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:32:40 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://brahsome.com/2008/08/08/frant-take-the-stairs/comment-page-1/#comment-11481 Area Man X Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:08:11 +0000 http://brahsome.com/?p=1885#comment-11481 If you have a perfectly good elevator at your disposal and use the stairs, you are a fucking hippy. My delima is not whether or not to use the elevator, but rather or not to punch a d bag in the face for EVER stopping a elevator door about to close. Why can't they wait for the next one? I obviously waited. Jesus. The only way to counter this boston crab of white colar ethics (not to say blue collars don't use elevators) is to call the fucker off in a polite, honest manner with your left hand as you act like you are about to press the open door button with your right just to watch your finger fall an inch right of his chance of entering... or you can press your floor button again just to be a dick. This shit works. And works well if that arrogant fuck is the VP or your company, because the morally bankrupt son of a bitch might actually think you were trying to help him out. Just don't let him talk to the other people that were on the elevator that heard you let a a deep and equally evil cackle while turning back with watery blood shot crazy eyes. Note: you may want to kill those robots on the way up and if it's only a couple of story building act fast. Think Hanibals escape. May not have time to cut face though. If you have a perfectly good elevator at your disposal and use the stairs, you are a fucking hippy. My delima is not whether or not to use the elevator, but rather or not to punch a d bag in the face for EVER stopping a elevator door about to close. Why can’t they wait for the next one? I obviously waited. Jesus. The only way to counter this boston crab of white colar ethics (not to say blue collars don’t use elevators) is to call the fucker off in a polite, honest manner with your left hand as you act like you are about to press the open door button with your right just to watch your finger fall an inch right of his chance of entering… or you can press your floor button again just to be a dick. This shit works. And works well if that arrogant fuck is the VP or your company, because the morally bankrupt son of a bitch might actually think you were trying to help him out. Just don’t let him talk to the other people that were on the elevator that heard you let a a deep and equally evil cackle while turning back with watery blood shot crazy eyes. Note: you may want to kill those robots on the way up and if it’s only a couple of story building act fast. Think Hanibals escape. May not have time to cut face though.

]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/08/08/frant-take-the-stairs/comment-page-1/#comment-11401 C. Brahkowski Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:50:12 +0000 http://brahsome.com/?p=1885#comment-11401 I work on the 3rd floor, take the stairs every day...but I'm a perfect physical specimen in the prime of my life..so... I work on the 3rd floor, take the stairs every day…but I’m a perfect physical specimen in the prime of my life..so…

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