I enjoy free shit. However, I don’t particularly care for free shit that has obnoxious strings attached. Even when said string is a three question survey from GMC. Which is what, as you can see above, you have to answer before you can access your team on ESPN’s free fantasy football. (Personally, I wholeheartedly endorse FLEAFLICKER.COM. Free and flexible. Bring your friends. Rowr.)
Now, the survey’s not hard and as far as I can tell, they haven’t emailed me yet re: more awesome GMC products. However, here’s a tip GMC: No one wants to buy your goddamned SUVs right now. So take them off the list.
Also, the economy sucks balls and there aren’t many people sitting in the “less than 1 month” area for a new car. So seriously, give me possession of my fantasy team back and go get fucking bent.
